TOM, not to be confused with Tom Addams, stands for "The Online Marketer." And what is TOM? TOM is IMiversity's super-duper free blogging course. Follow TOM and learn how to work in your undies!
Promoting free affiliate offers and having an alcoholic monkey unleash his bare genitals on your back whilst drinking your stash of vodka and having the cheek to hold each bottle between your buttocks.
Can you setup an online business for free? Is Tom Addams eager to get impregnated by Pewdiepie? Will Mrs Addams deliver the offspring? Or will she slap Tom silly with a brazen trout? FIND OUT!
Ever wanted to know Tom's most closely kept secrets? The meaning of the British colloquialism bugger? The shocking truth about the sheep? No, of course you haven't. Neither have we.
Tom is a professional blogger and internet marketer. He also does a party trick that involves two coconuts and a herring. In this blog post you can pick his brain. Ask him anything you like!
Lloyd Kurtzman is a simple and humble filmmaker, and from within his Fortress of Solitude, and before his army of 48,000 talking primates, Lloyd speaks to his naked captive, Professor Addams.
Everything you ever wanted to know about becoming a professional dating affiliate - will not be found here. However, it does have nipples. Flamboyant ones! Not forgetting wizard testicles!
Copied from a manuscript entitled Tom's Diary: The Life and Testicles of Tom Addams, this latest article in the Dead Traffic series gives valuable insight into non-scratching monkeys.
Just in case any bugger cares at this point: talk of active traffic, passive traffic, and how the latter is entirely useful if you happen to be a lazy git like Professor Addams.
A second introduction to Dead Traffic, written not by Tom Addams but someone purporting to be TA, talking not about marketing but instead, dreams, monsters, and utter bollocks.